July 24, 2003

New Poll Result: 1 in 3 Germans Want To Be Bombed

Courtesy of the lizardoid overlord

Unbelievable

If your too lazy to click the link, the poll says that 1 in 3 germans under the age of 30 believe that the U.S. government actually launched the WTC attacks. 19% of the overall population surveyed as well.

Now ain't that some shit? But then again, what do you expect from a country that rounds up 20% of its population and sends them to death camps.

As a good world citizen, I believe it is the duty of the United States to set these people straight. So what we do is we carpet bomb Germany. Just every 150 feet or so, we drop a bomb, or some napalm, or Michael Moore, hell i'm not picky, but we should just throw some shit at them. And then we get all our news stations to claim that the german government were the ones responsible for the attack. I don't know how this will help, but it would give me something good to watch. Plus, maybe a few of those bombs would miss and land in France.

Odds are that the bombing would kill off at least 31% of the population under the age of 30, thus clearing the "master race" of their most idiotic members. True germans would appreciate that kind of efficient genetic cleansing. The only downside I can see is that it's going to delay the next german invasion of France by a couple of decades.

Posted by John at July 24, 2003 01:54 PM
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"The only downside I can see is that it's going to delay the next german invasion of France by a couple of decades."

Maybe we can talk Spain into picking up the slack?

Posted by: a different Bill at July 24, 2003 04:07 PM

Good thinking, Different Bill.

Posted by: Collins at July 24, 2003 04:33 PM

Never trust anyone under the age of 30.

No, wait...

Posted by: PixyMisa at July 25, 2003 12:06 AM

actually 31% under 30 said the US government "COULD have commissioned".
The author of the question deliberately worded it this way to "include those that consider an involvement of the US government into the attacks merely a vague possibility" ("...auch diejenigen in die Zählung mit einzubeziehen, die eine Verwicklung der US-Regierung in die Anschläge lediglich für eine vage Möglichkeit halten." Dr. J. Bittner, via e-mail).
http://brmic.blogspot.com/2003_07_20_brmic_archive.html#105903902626051528

Posted by: markus at July 27, 2003 01:21 PM

Dropping Michael Moore would certainly qualify as "throw[ing] some shit at them."

Posted by: aelfheld at July 28, 2003 10:22 AM

My bad Markus, I guess I should've said 1 in 3 germans may possibly want to be bombed:)

Posted by: Collins at July 28, 2003 12:55 PM

First of all, the Jews in Germany before WWII just made up about 4% of the Population, not 20. That doesn't make it better, but the other murdered Jews came from the Countries occupied from the Germans during the war.

Secondly why shoudn't one out of three Germans under 30 think, that the US-government is capable of beeing responsible for the 9/11 attacks when the same government has just spread terror, poverty, anarcy and chaos over two countries, and says just to have done so to esablish peace, freedom, harmony and a better living - for the same people that have to suffer from the falling bombs ?

And for you Collins, for your blessing I hope that the Vietnamese, Indians, South American, Black .... of this world won't follow your way of interpreting history, because if they whould....... poor America

Posted by: John at September 7, 2003 06:52 PM
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