July 28, 2003

That Didn't Take Long

Armondo Benitez fucking sucks. I don't know why anyone, much less the Yankee organization, thinks otherwise, but let's just make sure we all understand this. The guy is a choke artist. Bill Buckner can't hold a candle to Armondo Benitez, okay? He's garbage. Bush league. He should be bagging groceries at stop and shop, alright? Don't put him in unless your up by 12 or down by 5, because he can't handle the pressure. Boston lit him up like a god damn christmas tree all weekend. You wasted your money on him. Write it off as a loss and move on, cut him, send him to the minors, trade him for an old glove and Sosa's corked bat for all I care. But whatever you do, do not put this guy in a situation that matters. For the love of god, how many times do you have to watch the guy choke before you realize that it happens every time? I don't even want to talk about it anymore, it makes me sick.

Posted by John at July 28, 2003 11:34 AM

Glad to see you're posting again, I thought you were just posting at Frank J.'s place now. Excellent entry for his In My World, by the way. I almost didn't bother to post mine after seeing yours.

Posted by: Jennifer at July 28, 2003 11:47 AM

I'm channelling my wife, the Orioles fan here:

"welcome to him... welcome to him..."

Posted by: Ted Phipps at July 28, 2003 12:11 PM

Brian Cashman musta been high as a muthafucka! hahahahaha

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