It's monday, and Armondo Benitez still sucks.
Susie noticed that I don't blog on the weekends, and gives some theories as to why, although she is wrong. I don't think of blogging as work, although I do blog from work. I have alot of mindless tasks I do over the internet, and I usually write posts while i'm waiting for stuff to load or waiting to use a printer or some shit like that. That's why I have alot of posts where there's a bunch of unrelated paragraphs about different subjects(like this one). But I don't blog on the weekends because I really just don't have time, and im never near a computer during the weekend.
Tim the Michigander got off blogspot. That son of a bitch. Pixy Misa, who is not a son of a bitch, was the one to liberate him. To review, Pixy Misa = cool, Tim the Michigander = frenchman.
So yeah, the jet game. The Jets got spanked by the Bucs, but it doesn't really matter. When the starters were playing, Chad Pennington marched down the field on the Bucs superbowl defense and scored with a nice drive. He did it without Curtis Martin on the field. Our starting d held their starting o to 3 points, but a guy dropped an easy 7 in the end zone so it was kind of a wash. Our third string D got lit up by the Bucs third string, but who gives a shit because those guys won't see any playing time this year. But we need to make some serious cuts on special teams, cuz those assholes could've touched punts down on the 1 yard line twice, and instead just stood there and watched the ball roll into the endzone. Guess what guys? You're fired. Not too difficult to get right, my friends.
Speaking of football, Rob from Left and Right has the skins. Good choice Rob, I can't wait till Sam Cowart breaks Chad Morton's leg on the opening kickoff of the season. By the way, enjoy John Hall, the only kicker in the NFL who gets extra points blocked.
I'm doing a breast cancer walk on wednesday. That means that nobody can ask me to do anything nice until August 6th, 2004.
I shot a 128 on 18 holes of golf on sunday. If you don't play golf, i'll let you in on a little secret: that's fucking atrocious. I'm gonna go find the guy who gave me a golf lesson and kick the shit out of him. "Keep your head down!" yeah alot of good it did me, you dumb bastard. However, I did hit the pin twice while chipping, which is apparently difficult to do. Unfortunately, i was on my 7th stroke both times it happened.
The Red Sox are falling apart already. Surprise surprise.
Michele used to go to the bar that my dad bartended at. He used to bring me there when i was a little kid to barback for him. Yes, I spent my childhood in a bar. Does that explain it?
Funnycide got his ass kicked this weekend at Monmouth. It was bound to happen eventually. But to all you idiots who bet on him, what were you thinking? You think they are gonna run this horse hard 3 weeks before the Travers? It was just another workout for him, morons, he wasn't even trying to win.
I don't know about the marching on the "Super Bowl Winning Defense" there bubba. Brooks was with his mom in Pensacola and Sapp played 3 downs.
But the Jets did look better than they have in past seasons with the exception of special teams. I hope those guys were all "tryouts". If not, you guys are gonna get your ass handed to you on every kickoff. The Bucs suck on special teams as well, but we looked golden next to your boys.
BTW, did you notice that the Jets lost a preseason game, contrary to the winning record you so cheerfully reminded me of last week.
Posted by: a different Bill at August 4, 2003 02:58 PM