Michele just landed Bill a week of couch duty. Good stuff.
There's nothing I like more than someone showing Bill what a lowly piece of pond scum he really is. Well, there's beer. And sex. And most perscription drugs. And football. But it's up there!
In other news, I'm doing a walk for breast cancer tonight at Eisenhower park. Every man in this country should do his part to protect the breasts, lest they become an endangered species. Where would you drink those tequila shots from then, scumbags!?! Yeah, that's what I thought. So donate money to saving the boobs. You could sponsor me, but i'm just going to lie about how many laps I did while i smoke cigarettes and stare at the sweet sweet bosums around me, so you might as well donate money directly. Or you could donate 10 dollars every time my girlfriend slaps me for staring at someone else's chest, but i don't know if you guys will be able to cover it since im gonna be there at least an hour.
Did we bomb Saudi Arabia yet? Why the hell not? I guess they are after North Korea on the list. Big Fuckin Missiles, coming to a third world dictatorship near you. Stay tuned.
Posted by John at August 6, 2003 04:12 PM | TrackBack