First of all, Fuck Ohio. That useless piece of shit state has screwed me over for the last time. Guess what Ohio? You suck. Your football team is the color of shit. Drew Carey is your most famous resident, and he's a fat, unfunny bastard. The only reason anyone even lives in Ohio is because their car broke down on the way to California and they couldn't afford to get it fixed. Ohio is that stupid drunk who hits on his cousin at the family reunion of states. How about those bengals? Fuck you, Ohio. You shouldn't even be allowed to have electricity after the shit you pulled. I hope they pave over your whole fucking state and put a garbage dump there; it would improve the smell of your unbathed residents. That's right Ohio, go fuck yourself.
Wow - that's how I feel about Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Mala at August 19, 2003 01:35 PMCollins, I completely agree. We Michiganders fought a war with the stupid southerners (well, everywhere besides most* of Canada is south to us) in Ohio.
There was a boundary dispute; since Ohio was a state and we were a territory (this was back in the 1830s), they basically took over land that today comprises Toledo. We were pissed off; we sent our militia to beat them up and get our land back. Unfortunately the militia got lost in a swamp, and Congress gave the Toledo Strip to Ohio. But in exchange they got Minnesota to give us the UP (which was apparently a part of Minnesota at the time) which was a sucky deal but we later found copper and lots of good stuff up there so it was all good. We still don't like Ohio though even if the only decent amusement park in the Midwest is there.
*I say most because there's a good chunk of Michigan that's directly north of Canada. Look at a map of the Detroit area sometime. Even freakin' Alaska isn't directly north of Canada as far as I know.
Posted by: Tim the Michigander at August 19, 2003 08:39 PMuh..LeBron James??
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2003 09:11 PMI share your opinion of Ohio, I was born in Michigan but have lived in Virginia most my life, my opinion of ohio and it's people was just recently formed when I began to observe how they think they are better than people from other states (I attend school in Kentucky). Plus, they are shitty, shitty drivers. The whole state is boring and I almost fall asleep every time I drive through the damned place. I am not surprised that an Ohio line failure caused the blackout, when I heard I just became convinced that the entire state is worse than worthless, it's damaging to millions of people. Most states have a nickname of something meaningful, a buckeye is a nut that is shitty to eat, and has no other use, plus, it's just a little nut, Fuck Ohio.
Posted by: Jimmy Tone at August 21, 2003 08:26 PMFUCK OHIO, GO BLUE, I DONT CARE IF WE CANT BEET OREGON OR WHOEVER, AS LONG AS WE BEET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT SHITTY BUCKEYE STATE, FUCK TRESSEL, FUCK KRENZEL, FUCK OHIO.
Posted by: BRANDON at September 20, 2003 08:18 PMAnd fuck spelling too Brandon.
Posted by: Ardon Harder at October 30, 2003 06:39 PMjennifer orkis gave me aids on fag lane
Posted by: john at November 7, 2003 04:01 AMI'm from Ohio and you can fuck off.
Posted by: MadeInOhio at November 8, 2003 06:53 PMYEsSsSs FUCK OHIO, ohio is so gay, if u wondering where all the people come from that are on that show Jerry Springer, just come here and you'll understand. Im movin my ass back to Arizona ASAP... either that or Cali.
Posted by: Gillbert-Q at November 25, 2003 10:23 PMFUCK OHIO!!!! I had to live there 6 long years until I turned 18 and moved to DC. I hate ohio so fucking much I made a website about how much I hate it, here's the link http://nycdc03.tripod.com/ihatesmalltowns/id1.html
Posted by: Serena at December 17, 2003 01:08 AMSome of your comments are true this state is worth shit i lived here all my life,i have been a big Michigan fan for a long time and these ASSHOLES here don't like me at all and i like that cause if it was any other school that BITCH SLAP them around like the WOLVERINES do they would hate them to.this part of Ohio were i live is not really Buckeye country you have to go south to really find true Buckeye fans, these ASSHOLES up this way root for the SORRY ASS Browns and Indians.
Posted by: Michael at December 30, 2003 09:00 AMIlived in Ohio all my life, and it's full of racist rednecks. I agree with everything you said about the Snake eyes
Posted by: Jake at January 24, 2004 08:42 PMthat dammmmmmm fucking state fucked me and every one i know from there i dont live there no more thank god they are money hungery basters and the law sucks pull you over for a bird shit on your glass lmfao no lie and the roads sucks holes big so big that you need a mack truck tied too your ass i hate that state the law has it fucked up and the govener is a fag bitch they need too mow the state down or just build a wall all the way around it no lie and then kill the lights
Posted by: brent a at January 28, 2004 12:59 AMi just want too say 1 more thing to the state clear my name there you fuckers robed me and thats why we dont live in your shit state it sucks and you cheap fucking buy here pay here cops are a sad thing you should boye the state and shout out this junk state lmfao sorry but you hill jacks are dumb and we took are money south yes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you lost ohio coal shit over lawed state lock mmmmmm all up
Posted by: brent a garrett at January 28, 2004 01:10 AMFUCK YOU GAY DICK SUCKING ASS LICKING FAGITS OHIO IS THE BEST YOU GUYS HATE IT SO MUCH CAUSE YOU SUCK DICK GO LIVE IN SAN FRANSICO FAGS
PS EAT SHIT AND DIE
Posted by: LebronJames at February 8, 2004 07:41 PMOhio does suck ass, The state isnt known for jackshit. OHIO = WASTE OF FUCKING SPACE.
FUCK OHIO
Posted by: B at February 12, 2004 03:25 PMLOL that is exactly the same as North Dakota... and well Ohio does suck a lot doesnt it
Posted by: Becca at February 12, 2004 03:50 PMFUCK EX HIGHLAND COUNTY FAGGOT PERSECUTOR ROCKY COSS AND HIS COCKSUCKER BUDDY PATRICK HAYES [www.wvnu.com ]OF THE WELFARE TOWN OF GREENFIELD WHERE FAGS, NIGGERS and OTHER LOW LIFE BASTARDS....Congregate..
Posted by: Yogi Bear at May 4, 2005 04:59 PMOhio produces a number of quality athletes, especially in football...You dont know jackshit cocksucker. I suggest you pull your head out of your ass, and take a step down off of your self-proclaimed podium. Fuck You. Click this link, order a shirt and wear it around your garbage ass state you asshole http://shop.chenga.cc/site/itemdetails.cfm?ID=1274&Catalog=39
Posted by: Chris at July 9, 2005 03:03 PMi agree fuck ohio!
Posted by: kelz at July 31, 2005 12:12 AMI'm so goddamn frustrated at this state. I've lived here all my life and I can't stand being surrounded by these dumb ass rednecks. It's so humiliating to see everyone around me choose the dumbest, lamest, most underqualified piece of shit in an overpriced suit over an intelligent, well qualified candidate. You assholes can keep this shit state....I'm fucking gone!
Posted by: pissed off at August 2, 2005 11:30 PMIf god were to give the earth an Anema, he would put the tube in Ohio.
I hate that fucking state with a passion, and I hate everyone in it. I have yet to meet an Ohioan that is worth the air it breathes. I got robbed by an Ohio toll booth worker in 2003, and I haven't gotten over it, nor the police response. Ohio should be a nuclear testing range. Columbus is the hemorroid on the asshole of society. It's the closest the US comes to Fallujah. Bombed out buildings and chop-shops are it's local economy. They grow do-rags and rape as a bumper crop. Fascinating Ohio Fact: Did you know that Ohio is the leeching field for Pennsylvania's septic tank ? I'm bookmarking this to see what you Ohioan animals have to say about this, and how you defend your worthless, corrupt state. I only wish you got hurricanes. Nooch.
Posted by: Celerity at September 27, 2005 01:17 AMBeing from Michigan and having friends from Pennsylvania and Chicago, we can all agree that the only use for Ohio is to take a shit in while passing through. Your a bunch of hicks that sound and act like southerners. I wish the terrorist would hit Columbus, Cincinati, or what ever your fucking big city is. Your state sucks and stay the fuck out of Michigan, you dont' deserve our lakes and forests.
Posted by: michigan#1 at October 16, 2005 09:02 PMI'm from New York and live in temporarily live in Ohio. States worse than Ohio include
1. Michigan (what a shit whole)
2. South Dakota
3. Montana
4. Nebraska
5. Missippi
6. Kansas
I think Michigan is the biggest shit hole on the place of this planet especially Detroit (the toliet of America). They produce really shit cars and the whole place stinks of shit. You'll be shot if you pass through that state
Posted by: Rich at October 19, 2005 12:12 AMI TOTALLY AGREE THE WORSE STATE IN THE WHOLE OF THE USA IS MICHIGAN WHAT A SHITHOLE ESP DETROIT
Posted by: Andy Walker at October 19, 2005 12:16 AMI'm from Boston MA and Michigan looks like a third world country, only dumb hill billies live there - what a load of shit Michigan is, at least Ohio has a decent amusement park - Cedar Point, Michican has shit its run down and stinks of shit YUCK
Posted by: michigansucks at October 19, 2005 12:21 AMQualities Michigan is reknown for
1. Detroit - the biggest shithole on this planet
2. muggers
3. shit cars
4. more rundown than good areas
5. the whole place stinks of shit
YUCK!!!!