September 04, 2003

It Has Begun


That's right ladies and gentleman(and Bill), today is the day. Thursday, September 4th, 2003. Housewives everywhere are mourning. Girlfriends all across the nations are cursing this day. Football season officially begins tonight at 9 p.m., and i'm fuckin pumped.

What better way to start the year than to watch the Jets play one of the shittiest teams in the league? Of course, with Chad Pennington out, the Jets might also BE one of the shittiest teams in the league, but that remains to be seen. The closer the regular season has gotten, the more faith in Vinny I seem to get. I am a Jet fan, so believe me, I know it's false hope. It's the same false hope I get around this time every year, just so I can wake up one day in January and say "Oh shit, it happened again." But January is a long way off, and I plan to enjoy the ride.

That being said, thank god for Herman Edwards. There is a particular Karma that exists in football, and a man like Edwards can only be seen as retribution for Rich Kotite and Bruce Coslett. With Edwards calling the shots out there, I don't have to worry about late season collapses and poor team management. Now if he would only fire that scrub Paul Hackett, we'd be in business.

Anyway, so football season starts today, I have to go dig up the roster for the insult-a-thon. Teams are still open too, so keep an eye out.

My prediction: Jets over Washington, 23-13. Curtis Martin will break 100 yards rushing, and Vinny Testaverde will throw 2 interceptions. Trung Canidate will have a poor showing.

Posted by John at September 4, 2003 10:18 AM

You nailed it. Alice is not happy.

Posted by: Bill at September 4, 2003 11:28 AM

I already posted about football. I'm looking forward to watching you cry in your beer, because you do some good writing when you're pissed off.

Posted by: victor at September 4, 2003 11:41 AM

There will be plenty of time for that Victor, as the jets are gonna have an uuugggglllyyy season.

Posted by: Collins at September 4, 2003 12:02 PM

This is the first time in years that the sportswriters in DC are preparing people for a lousy 'skins season. Usually they're optimistic before the season starts.

Posted by: Ted at September 4, 2003 12:06 PM

Some of us ladies like football.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 4, 2003 01:31 PM

Oh, and thanks for the generous number of points. It was also nice of you to not point out the Jets will score twice offa turnovers.

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