March 17, 2005

Screw you guys, I'm goin home

So that's my warm fuckin welcome huh?

I see how it is. I shovel shit for two god damn years to drag my ass back here, and this is what I get. My favorite target of abuse is gone, and now I have to settle for friggin Paul and Ted to harass? What's the fun in that? It's like playing dodgeball at fat camp. I declare shenanigans.

On the bright side, I won my Wednesday night poker game(did I mention I'm completely addicted to texas hold'em?) and tomorrow's St. Patricks day, as well as the first day of the tourney. Assuming I arrive at the bar at noon, the over under on how long it takes me to blow this 200 bucks is 12:41, although I do anticipate heavy betting on the under, so the line might get as low as 12:07. If you're lucky i'll stumble home and leave drunken comments full of profanity and broken english on your sites around 3 a.m. IF you're lucky. I'm also torturing Boston fans over here, and we're just getting warmed up. On top of that, Jen, Susie and Rachel all want my hammer. It's been a good day, no thanks to the rest of you mopes.

Posted by John at March 17, 2005 12:09 AM

You spelt my name wrong. Its Rachael. Theres a second A ^^

Posted by: Mookie at March 17, 2005 06:32 AM

I've always wanted your hammer, John--and your screwdriver and socket set, too. ;)

Posted by: Susie at March 17, 2005 07:50 AM

Mookie was born in Germany so her tools might be metric.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 17, 2005 09:52 PM
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