March 17, 2005

Top 10 Most Quotable Movies

Idea stolen from here

Disclaimer: The following is fact, not opinion. If you disagree, you're fuckin wrong.

Without further ado, here, in order, are the top 10 most quotable movies of all time:

#10. Half Baked - "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you. I'm out."

You wish you had the balls to quit a job like that. It's like number 4 on my list of things to do before I die.

#9. Caddyshack - "It''s in the hole!"

Prom night will never be the same.

#8 Goodfellas - "Now go get your fuckin' shinebox!"

I'm not sure I'll ever hear a phrase as demeaning as this. I said it to a guy once when I cracked his full boat with 4 of a kind, knocking him out of a poker tournament. He waited for me in the parking lot...for 3 and a half hours. It's that good. But that's a story for another day.

#7. Office Space - "What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man."


#6. Super Troopers - "Dude, you ate like, 150 dollars worth of weed man! (hi-five) And like an eigth of mushrooms! ...So uhm, i'm gonna need that 200 dollars for the weed and those shrooms.
That is NOT cool, man."

#5. Anchorman - "Tell me about it. I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this shit-covered squirrel down there in the office. Don't know what to name it.
I'm sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."

There's so many good lines in this movie it was tough to pick one to put up here.

#4. Old School - "Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man."

I'm gonna hear(or say) this at every bachelor party I attend for the rest of my life. Woe is the poor bastard who says it into the wedding video.

#3. Major League "Alot of these guys are passed their prime. Most of these guys never had a prime. Well this guy here is DEAD!!! So cross him off then!"

Classic. I say this every day.

#2. The Big Lebowski - "Obviously, you are not a golfer."

The beauty of this movie is it's cult status. Say this in a group of people, and maybe 1/3rd of them will bust out laughing, and the rest of them will look at you like your fuckin crazy. Try it out.

And of course, the undisputed champion:

#1. Tommy Boy - "I was just checkin the specs on the rotary gerders....I'm retarded."

Every single line of this movie is hysterical; you can't pick just one.

So there you have it, that's the list. You could probably make a case for Major League 2 and Black Sheep, but Black Sheep is just Tommy Boy 2 anyway so it's kinda up there. You'll see lines from all these movies throughout my posts so go do your homework or you won't get the insiders.

Posted by John at March 17, 2005 01:49 AM

You're out of your element, Donnie!

Posted by: Susie at March 17, 2005 07:41 AM

"Now go get your fuckin' shinebox!" is fucking great. Oddly enough, when I play poker I quote that film as well. "Fuck you, pay me!"


“Who peed on your rug, dude?”

Posted by: Paul at March 17, 2005 08:08 AM

I need to hear about the guy who waited in the parking lot for three hours.

Posted by: Paul at March 17, 2005 08:11 AM

In our house So I Married and Axe Murderer gets a lot of milage, too.

Posted by: melissa at March 17, 2005 04:38 PM
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