What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other is a fish.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
But enough with the pleasantries. Did you know that Tiger is the one who put the curse on the boston red sox? He is also the one who hid all the WMDs in Iraq. He is also the guy who knocked up your sister and skipped town. That's right, it was Tiger.
Posted by John at July 31, 2003 05:26 PM | TrackBackTHERE WAS A TEACHER IN HIGH SCHOOL NAMED, MR. COLLINS....HE WAS A REAL ______________________!!!!!
TIGER HAS BECOME A GOOD ''BLOG'' FRIEND, LAWYER OR NOT.
BUT IF IT WASN'T FOR LAWYERS, THERE WOULD BE TOO MANY
BLANK PAGES IN JOKE BOOKS , STAND UP COMICS WOULD LOOSE MUCH OF THEIR MATERIAL AND ''ROAD KILL'' WOULD LACK IMPORTANCE.
(YES, I ALWAYS WRITE IN ''CAPS'')
PEACE.
Posted by: oldcatman at August 1, 2003 12:10 PM
And I don't even have a sister!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 1, 2003 12:52 PM