Collinization

Joy

Ding Dong Armondo's gone,
Which artist? The choke artist.
Ding Dong the choke artist is gone...
Wake up, get out of bed,
Nelson's here, Seattle's dead.
Ding dong Benitez said so long...

Today will be a day of unmitigated joy here at Collinization. Rivera blew a save last night? So what. Benitez is gone, and our season is saved. Jeff Nelson breaks his hip tomorrow? Who gives a shit! I'd rather have nobody then Armondo Benitez. And what's better, we might actually get to see him in the playoffs! And he does so well against the Yankees(see 2000 World Series). If there's any Mariners fans out there, I sugges you write to your general manager, or fax him a letter that just says WHAT WERE YOU THINKING in big bold letters just like that. You may have just picked up the biggest liability in major league baseball. 3nj0y!