So last night I went to the driving range, and then out to my girlfriend's house. We hung out for a while, went to my other friend's house, and then I took her home. I'm driving home at around 11 last night, when I realize that I haven't eaten all day and im hungry as hell. So I stop at burger king, since it was the only place around that was open, and went and ordered my food. I think the people are pissed cuz they probably close at 11 and I was that guy who showed up while they were cleaning the grill. Oh well, that's what you get for working at a shitty fast food place, you god damn slacker. So I order, and I drive around to the window. The girl takes my money, gives me my change, and hands me my drink. Then she walks away. I'm sitting there for a few minutes, waiting on my food, just hanging out and pimping the drive-thru window.
So i'm there for a while, wondering what's so hard about making a god damn pre-cooked hamburger, and I see the front door open. The same girl that I paid walks out the front door, gets into her car, and drives away. I didn't know what the fuck to do, I almost shat myself. Did she really just take my money and go home? Is she the legendary fast food ninja? I was bugging out. There was nobody else inside as far as I could see, and all the lights were still on. I'm thinking that she just finally went over the edge, and said fuck it. Left the store wide open and went home, cuz it wasn't worth 6.25 an hour for her to work at a god damn burger king. Then some weird guy comes out from behind the back, I guess he was the cook, and he gives me my food and slams the door shut. The lights are off before I pull out of the parking lot. I really was that guy.
When I got home I did a thorough food inspection for loogies and other gross stuff that I would put in the food if some guy came at 10:59 and we close at 11. No spit as far as I could tell. But don't you think it would've been a lot funnier if the bitch really did just take my 5 bucks and go home? That would've made this a much better story.
hahah. Good one. :-)
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Posted by: Susie at August 14, 2003 07:52 PMWhat, you sure the cook didn't put your patty on a mushy biscuit? Oh, fucking Burger King doesn't have a grill. They have this funky machine where you put the meat on it, it runs it through, cooking it and puting those grill stripes on it, then gets to the end and flips it over and runs through the other way on the bottom part of the machine. They don't clean those, ever. They had probably turned it off, and the bitch was made, because the one you got was the one she was planning to take home for dinner.
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