Collinization

Thursday Randomosity

Some guy got busted trying to sell a shoulder mounted ground to air missile to a CIA agent. That's like ten thousand times worse than being the kid who got caught selling weed to the narc in highschool. Make that a million times worse. You know all the other arms smugglers are making fun of him in their little anarchist chatroom on AOL. Even in the terrorist world, you don't want to be "that guy". And selling a fucking missile launcher to a government operative definately makes you that guy. Sucks for you buddy. But really, I feel like these are the kind of terrorists we want to leave on the street. This guy is obviously incompetant, i mean shit, if you can't tell that a white guy with a boston accent is probably not a member of a hamas splinter cell, than you're really not a threat to anyone.

What a crazy world we live in. Kobe Bryant cheated on his wife, is going on trial for rape, and he's still married. Ben Affleck got a lap dance from some whore at a strip club, and J-Lo is calling off the marriage. This just further proves my theory that J-Lo is a dumb slut and Ben Affleck should be drawn and quartered. But seriously, if these people are allowed to be married, why can't gay people? I mean hell, even if every gay person was as stupid, useless, and annoying as J-Lo, Ben Affleck, and Kobe's wife(which would be impossible, as it would create an earth shattering idiocity void in San Francisco), they should still be allowed to marry each other. If nothing else, at least they wouldn't reproduce, which is something we can only hope for out of the big three pillars of high morality over there.

In other news, there's a white female rapper out there who is supposed to be the next Eminem. Who gives a shit? Not me. No white girl will ever live up to hip hop legend Li'l Kim, who can fit an entire sprite can in her mouth. Think about that for a while.

There was something else, but I can't remember what it was. If you can remind me, I'll give you 15 points.