Although it wasn't what I am trying to remember, a different Bill made me realize that it's been almost a week since I revealed more about that other dude who is also named Bill. Bill's wife will soon be making more money than him, further proving that he is the bitch in the relationship. Frankly, I'm a little disturbed about how often Alice uses the word "ass" when talking about me. It's very Freudian. Look Alice, I know that compared to Bill I am a "sweet piece of ass", but I'm no home wrecker. You and Bill are married, and I respect that, so I can't allow you to be the proverbial "mollusk on my ass for all eternity". By the way, that's really gross, and I can't believe you asked.
In other news, Tim the Michigander is moving to Canada. There will be a parade the day after he is gone. Don't worry about Tim though; he's french you see. He'll be very happy in Canada, as soon as he figures out how to build an igloo with a hockey stick.
Posted by John at August 14, 2003 10:50 AMNo, no! You've got it all wrong. The hockey stick is used to gather up the snow into a pile (although we always got the snow with a sled since snow is kinda hard to push). Then you use tupperware containers to make bricks. Then you build your igloo with the bricks. Admittedly I never really got further than a snow fort since usually after about an hour your mom notices her tupperware's gone and takes them back, in which case you have to build the fort with your hands and it tends to collapse. Well it tends to collapse anyway but that's not the point. The point is to get someone else inside right before it falls down, then point and laugh.
Posted by: Tim the Michigander at August 14, 2003 12:23 PMASS, ASSY, ASSFACE, ASSHAT, ASSCLOWN,
COLLIN-ASS-ATION...etc.
P.S. New York is the ASS of Canada.
Yeah! What Alice said!
Posted by: Bill at August 14, 2003 03:00 PMOh and the parades are taking place the day I leave, Sept. 1. They're calling it 'Labour Day' or some such but they're really in honour of me.
Just like Spring Break was really celebrating my April 9 birthday. Oh and the celebrations in Baghdad this April 9? Also for me. Not sure what the whole statue-tearing down was about though.
Posted by: Tim the Michigander at August 14, 2003 05:56 PMOh and Alice & Bill: if NY is the ass of Canada, then the Hudson river is the intestinal tract and Manhattan and Long Islands are in the process of expulsion into the great atlantic toilet.
Never let it be said I couldn't stretch a metaphor too far.
Posted by: Tim the Michigander at August 14, 2003 05:58 PM:)
Posted by: Susie at August 14, 2003 07:44 PMi read ur blog for the first time............makes interesting reading. cud u try to modify ur code so that the links open in a different window.
tkx
proud Indian
Posted by: Gurdeep at August 16, 2003 10:00 AMAlice is getting more hits then Bill too. He's such a loser.
Posted by: Kin at August 17, 2003 03:52 AMGurdeep-
In every browser I know of (that'd be IE, MSN and Mozilla) you can right-click your mouse to get a menu which will allow you to open links in a new window or in the same window -- but if the website makes links open in new windows the choice is basically taken away from the reader.
Oh, and Collins:
Tell us you're ok! There's been barely any snarking at Bill Cimoron for almost three days; it's horrible. Horrible, I tell you.
Tim, I thought you were at war with Collins?
Collins, if we don't see you online tomorrow like normal, we are sending a search party.
Posted by: Jennifer at August 17, 2003 10:12 PMWhat Jennifer said...
Posted by: Susie at August 18, 2003 11:17 AMWell I was (at war with Collins) but that takes too much energy away from the whole BlogWar I or II or whatever it is.
Posted by: Tim the Michigander at August 18, 2003 09:15 PMI think Alice and Bill did something to John.
Posted by: Jennifer at August 19, 2003 08:51 AMfast cash info
Posted by: moe at September 19, 2003 08:07 AM