Collinization

Just Empty The Seats

It's a dark day in mudville.

I don't want to talk about the god damn Yankees. Michele has plenty on that, if you're interested. Another thing I found on Michele's site though, is the ugly, ugly truth about Gangrene.

Woody Johnson, you scumbag piece of shit hack, I hope you rot in hell.

I just signed up for the jets season tickets waiting list 2 weeks ago. Cross me off, you piece of garbage. 50 bux a year to be on a god damn list that's around 20 years long means im paying the price of a year of season tickets just to wait to get a chance to buy season tickets. Fuck you and your mother, you dirty god damn whore. You got some nerve expecting me to pay for tickets to games at a stadium you rent from another fucking team. Do you know how sad it is to be a Jet fan in new york, and have to listen to the announcer say "Live from Giant Stadium..." at the beginning of every game, and listen to every giant fan in the bar laugh and point? You worthless fuck, I wish you would've rolled down your whore mother's leg.

Build a stadium you worthless, greedy bastard. Sell off Joe Namath DNA for all I fucking care. But you have the balls to expect me to kick down 50 bucks a year so that you can sell my name to tele-marketers? You unbearable prick, I hope you fall down a flight of stairs. You're too fucking cheap to go get some talented football players, even though your worth about 80 gajillion dollars, but you expect me to give you 50 bones for the pleasure of you fucking spam emails and mediocre product brochures? Fuck you and your sister with an HIV filled dildo. Your a worthless piece of shit, your products suck, and I can't wait to dance on your grave when your greedy family lets you rot to death in a 3rd rate nursing home. If I ever see you in public, I'll spit in your face and charge you 50 dollars for the pleasure of wiping it off.

50 dollars a year to wait for a chance to buy tickets to watch the only professional team in the world that doesn't have it's own stadium. That's right. My highschool football team has a field of it's own, and you don't. How about that Woody? When do you plan to address that minor inconvenience called playing at a stadium named after your crosstown rival? You stupid bitch, get a god damn clue before you tank this team into bankruptcy, Senators style. Sell the team to a decent human being and go back to drinking the blood of orphaned toddlers, you money grubbing son of a prostitute. I heard your family started Johnson and Johnson to cure your grandmother's Chlamydia; only a whore could raise a bastard as greedy as you. The grinch called, he wants his personality back. Seriously you scumbag fuck, if I get a letter asking for 50 dollars for a spot on the waiting list I will personally take a shit on it, wrap it in a paper bag, light it on fire and drop it on your front porch. And I know where you live.