March 26, 2005

Holla at my boy

Today, I have a new hero, and his name is Pat O'Brien.

If you haven't heard this, go get it at You can't hear about it from somebody, and there's no way in hell this will EVER make it through any kind of media outlet other than O&A on satellite radio. It would just be one long bleep. So you have to download it. YOU GO! YOU GO NOW!

Oh. My. God. As you are already aware, I am a raunchy bastard. But this guy here makes me look like Mary Poppins. I mean seriously, this shit is right out of a Jay and Silent Bob movie.

"Hey baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in a trenchcoat?" Kid stuff. Seriously. Go. Get. This.

He calls this poor girl 6 times in the course of 2 hours. One voicemail is at 7:48 and the next is at 7:51. He tells her he wants to watch her eat his girlfriend out while he pounds her from behind. Did I mention Pat is married? Did I mention he's like 50 years old and was once a well respected journalist?

Oh sweet irony, that the reporter for the show about celebrity scandals has a tape floating around the internet of him telling his intern he wants to lick her asshole, after they buy some coke and a hooker. Go. Get. This. have to be into Betsy.

Posted by John at March 26, 2005 12:52 PM | TrackBack

Well, John, I stopped by to wish you Happy Easter, but after reading this post I don't think I can stomach any jelly beans or Cadbury eggs...thanks. Thanks a lot. ;)

Posted by: Susie at March 27, 2005 10:01 AM

That's just special...that's all I have to say, that's special!

Posted by: "the other daughter" at March 27, 2005 09:52 PM
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