July 29, 2003

A Few Things Here and There

The guy with the bomb yesterday never got shot. What a load of shit that turned out to be.

It's Tuesday, and Armondo Benitez still sucks.

The first pre-season game for the Jets is this saturday at 8 pm on ESPN. That's really good news, because I was originally told the game would air at 5 a.m., and I would be really, really drunk by then.

Kobe gave his wife a 4 million dollar ring for cheating on her. At that rate, he can only bang 3 other broads this year or else he's gonna go broke.

LeBron James is not married, so he is banging tons of broads for free.

I've noticed some people are finding humor in the death of Bob Hope. That would be fine, except its the same person who usually bitches and moans when suicide bombers kill jewish people. That makes you a hypocrite. I'm gonna start cracking anti-semetic jokes in the comments of your suicide bomber posts and see how you like that shit. Scumbag. Show some respect for a hero who actually risked his life to support the troops, while you sit on your fat ass with your cats bitching and moaning about the injustices of the world but not really doing a god damn thing about it. The nerve of some people.

They found the dead body of that basketball player in Waco Texas. That just further proves my theory that Waco is an old indian world for "portal to the gates of hell." Other proof includes the fact that it's in Texas. And that Koresh guy.

Bill Cimino beats up homeless people and pees on their cardboard box houses.

Madonna is going to be the new spokesperson for The Gap. I can't think of anything really clever here, so i'll just say that this is fitting because of the size of her snatch.

The NBA and NFL are battling hard for the "Most likely to have a player arrested" award. I think that the NFL is winning, since the Dallas Cowboy motto is still "That coke's not gonna snort itself!" You can chock that up to their proximity to the gates of hell, aka Waco.

Posted by John at July 29, 2003 02:04 PM | TrackBack

Um. I hate to be the one to break the bad news to you, BUT, Saturday at 8pm on ESPN is going to be the first opportunity you have to watch your beloved Jets lose this year.


Posted by: a different Bill at July 30, 2003 01:06 AM

The Jets haven't lost a pre-season game in like 3 years man, hate to break it to you. Besides its not like it matters, the starters play all of 5 minutes in games like these:)

Posted by: Collins at July 30, 2003 09:19 AM
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