Collinization

So Many Enemies

I have so many god damn enemies around here its astounding. It started with Bill, so I guess he gets to be the arch-nemesis. And like all good arch-nemesises, Bill and I became enemies because of a woman. Which is just further proof that women are evil, not that we needed proof.

Then along came Ted. Ted is my enemy because I sexually harass his daughter as often as possible. Well that's what I thought, but apparently Ted was unaware that he is my mortal enemy. Well you are Ted, you are.
And now Mookie has become my enemy, I guess to avenge her dad or something. So now I got an arch-nemesis and a blood feud. That's alot of murderous rage right there.

But not enough apparently, because Tim had to throw his two cents in. Tim is from Michigan, which we all know is in Canada, and so we can conclude that Tim is a frenchman, and therefore no threat to anyone. But just like his frog ancestry, Tim has found someone who is not as cowardly and effimate as he to fight his battles for him.

That brings us to my newest enemy, Kin. Although clever, it's obvious that Kin is a big loser, since he lives on a kouch in his parents' basement. He is also taking the side of a frenchman and a coward

So now I have 5 enemies who I must humiliate and destroy. And I think I got a troll named Bart who does unnatural things to insects and farm animals, but with that kind of M.O. we have to be suspicious that it's just Bill again.

So now I have to come up with some needlessly complicated plot which will capture all 5 of these people and leave them suspended over a giant wood chipper, or molten lava tub or something. Then I have to come up with a plan to take over and/or destroy the world, so I can reveal that plan to the afforementioned enemies as part of said needlessly complicated plot, and then walk away moments before their death without leaving anyone to make sure of their demise. Blogging is hard fucking work I tell ya.