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Tuesday Things

It's Tuesday, and Armondo Benitez still sucks.

Yes, I will be posting that every day until either A. baseball season ends or B. The Yankees trade/release Benitez. There's also option C. Benitez makes a huge save in a key game, forcing me to stop talking smack about him, but we all know that shit ain't gonna happen.

Otherwise, I never moved Stevie's link over. I dunno how that happened, sorry Stevie, its there now.

I bent my god damn 3 iron on sunday. In case you were wondering, I am a novice golfer and I suck at it. I probably bent the club by slamming it into the ground instead of the ball when i swung. If any of you actually know how to play golf, how bad is it to use a bent club? Its not really bent, just a little, but I feel like that might screw everything up. Let me know.

I already got someone to call me back about my resume, but it was a staffing company. We'll see how it all turns out.

I haven't had a really funny post in a while. Sorry folks. Don't worry though, something is sure to piss me off in the near future.

I know someone who actually beleives in astrology. No, that's astronomy, you dumbass. Astrology is the one with the psychics and the birth signs and shit like that. She actually lives her life by horoscopes; she breaks up with people because their sign isn't compatible with hers. She associates character traits with people based on their birthdates such as : aggressive, selfish, caring, shy, etc etc. She thinks she knows these things about people just by finding out what day they were born. And she gets insulted when I openly mock her for being an moron. Go figure. Her nickname is Madame Cleo. So if you ever see a girl at a bar and she asks you what your sign is, talk to her. If she doesn't want to sleep with you, then it's probably Madame Cleo. If it wasn't for those damn liberals and their rules, I could smack some sense into her. But noooooooo, that would be "aggrevated assault". Stupid laws.

I got a business card from the pro shop at the driving range near my work. The card has the name of the dude who runs the place, and then under it, it says "Head Guy". What were you thinking buddy? I think i might mail it to Maxim for their Hidden Porno contest. Head Guy. Might as well name the damn pro shop The Glory Hole.

It's only August 5th, and Boston is already 3.5 games behind the yankees, from the 1.5 games they were behind on august 1st. This is gonna be the year though, right beantown? bwahahahhaa...

Posted by John at August 5, 2003 10:34 AM | TrackBack