I just talked to my girlfriend, who is at the beach while I am working. God damnit I hate her. Well anyway, the people next to her just talked to "that guy" at the beach. You know who im talking about. Random dude, doesn't know anyone, goes to the beach alone and strikes up long conversations with perfect strangers. Apparently this guy sat there and talked to the poor woman next to her for like an hour, and totally disregarded all the subtle hints she dropped that meant go the hell away. Finally he said "I'll leave, but you have to answer this question: What play was Rosencrantz and Guilderstein from?" Ok, so the question is easy, but that's not the point.
What are you, a fucking minotaur? Are we in the center of the labrynth here, you stupid bastard? It takes a set of brass balls to tell someone you'll leave them alone, if only they answer some stupid bullshit trivia question. Seriously, if you want to play Sphinx I'll break your fucking nose off and pound you into the sand, you clueless piece of shit. He even asked the woman to hold his stuff while he went into the water. I woulda dug a hole, threw his crap in there, pissed on it, and then buried it. Dumb motherfuckers man, you aren't on vacation in the tropical islands where everyone is friendly. You're in New York, now leave me the fuck alone before I stick a boot up your ass, you creepy freak. So yeah, all my loyal readers: Don't be that guy.
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Posted by: glenn at August 21, 2003 01:42 PMthe mere fact that your girlfriend is feeling the warm ocean breezes, and you the dampness of over-chilled air conditioning gives you the right to beat the shit out of anyone. After all, you are a NYer and life is a zero-sum game!!
Posted by: jim at August 21, 2003 02:48 PMGlenn, rotflmao
John, any chance 'that guy' was Bill? I notice he's had the past couple of days 'off', and that generic Springer Show post looks like a weak attempt at an alibi, imho. Might be worthwhile to have your GF check out the mugshot, see if she can make a positive ID.
Posted by: Wind Rider at August 22, 2003 06:44 AM