Paul just gave me enough material for a flurry of mediocre posts! Good work!
Let's start with Psychic readings. You go ahead and post a little paragraph about your situation in the comments section, and I'll give you a psychic reading about how it's going to turn out. Don't ask me about horse racing though, cuz im not giving out the winners and letting you bastards water down the odds. And yes, you will bust if you double down on 19. See! im Psychic!
I was thinking about a career change. I am a lawyer now, but I want to be a goat herder. Do you think it will work out? Would porn star be better?
Posted by: Derrick at August 22, 2003 04:02 PMI'm currently involved in a war of sorts with an overrated, racist, puppyblending college professor. How will this turn out?
Posted by: glenn at August 22, 2003 04:17 PMI am about to go read Bill's blog, any chance I will find something entertaining there? Or will he still be whining about his wife getting hit on by sexy bloggers more than he is?
Posted by: a different Bill at August 22, 2003 04:19 PMI am a short, fat geek with little (if any) blogging talent and my best friends are fish. Without making any significant changes in my lifestyle, can you tell me if this milk is still good?
Posted by: Squirrel at August 22, 2003 09:55 PM